Dan should just go whole hog eccentric mega-beardo. He has that seat locked down however long he wants it. James Traficant got away with the wig and sideburns combo for decades. If Youngstown let him represent them with that Flint would surely let Dan-o go au natural. A full-on "Gorton's Fish Sticks" would look damn good, plus it'd take the term "urban farming" to a whole new level.
...that, or he should just start wearing Traficant's rug...
For years, I had my trusty Dale Kildee for Congress yardstick. In my most recent move, it got left behind.
ReplyDeleteStill no re-start by Dan on a Phil-Hart-esque beard.
ReplyDeleteDan should just go whole hog eccentric mega-beardo. He has that seat locked down however long he wants it. James Traficant got away with the wig and sideburns combo for decades. If Youngstown let him represent them with that Flint would surely let Dan-o go au natural. A full-on "Gorton's Fish Sticks" would look damn good, plus it'd take the term "urban farming" to a whole new level.
ReplyDelete...that, or he should just start wearing Traficant's rug...
Dan should grow a "Barnett Jones"
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