"So have you heard if Flint has any baggy pants arrests yet? Those bastards in Riviera Beach, Florida are Stealing Flint's thunder. The Smoking Gun reports:Meet Kenneth Smith. The Florida man, 29, was arrested yesterday for wearing baggy pants. Smith was busted by Riviera Beach cops for violating a city ordinance governing low-slung trousers (or, legally speaking, 'exposure of undergarment in public').
"I double checked the Flint chart though, and exposure of 2" of undies is only a warning in F-Town. Maybe they just don't have anyone to enforce the law. Or it could just be a forward looking strategy to avoid the first round of litigation, thus allowing Riviera Beach to be the trial case and saving Flint unnecessary legal exposure.
"Or maybe not."
Friday, September 5, 2008
Flint falling behind on the baggy pants patrol
Flint Expatriate and Haskell Community Center bowling champion Jim Holbel writes: