These two guys are idiots. They'd rather drown or die from exposure than be rescued? Why can't they just drink their Strohcase on shore? What are they doing with caviar and t-bone steaks in an inflatable raft? Why does the dude with the hat succumb to his buddy's peer pressure so easily? Typical Lake St. Clair trash. They'll be sleeping with the fish tonight. Good riddance.
Steak tartare, perhaps?
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