Showing posts with label Baggy Pants and the Nitwits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baggy Pants and the Nitwits. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Pain in the ass

If you're a baggy pants aficionado, Flint's new law banning the fashion statement may seem harsh, but just be thankful you don't live in Jacksonville, Florida.

Scott Butler of The Florida Times-Union reports:

A Jacksonville man is accused of shooting an 18-year-old after telling him to pull his jeans up.
Constantin
Constantin

It happened about 7:15 p.m. Saturday at Cross Creek Apartments on Manotak Avenue. Police arrived to find the 54-year-old suspect standing next to the victim. The suspect had a gun in his waistband but kept his hands up for police.

Several witnesses told police the man followed David A. Mitchell into the courtyard from the pool telling him to pull his pants up. The two began to argue, and the younger man pushed the suspect before being shot in the stomach, according to the arrest report.

Mitchell, who was released from the hospital the same day, told the Times-Union Monday that the bullet is still in his side but the doctors say he’ll be fine. He said he had never seen the man and knew his shorts were sagging. He said he pulled them up, but the man said it wasn’t enough and just kept coming. So he pushed him off and tried to walk away.

John C. Constantin , who lives at the Westside apartments, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. According to the arrest report, he told police it was self-defense after he was assaulted for telling Mitchell to pull his pants up.

Family reached at his home Monday offered their apologies and said Constantin was remorseful for what happened. He remains in jail on $100,000 bail.




Friday, June 27, 2008

Cracking down

Flint's new police chief is cracking down on the root cause of all Flint's problems — baggy pants. But if you insist on droopy drawers and don't want to do time in Buick Town, there is a solution, courtesy of gawker.com: